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June 2013
6 posts
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
BUT THEN
May 2013
7 posts
“My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads. “Why don’t you have a straight job like everyone else?” they asked me the other day.
I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, “Look at me…I’m tall, and I’m straight, and I’m handsome. Look at you…you’re all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you.” And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, “Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest.” So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day.” —Tom Waits (via freecocaine)
I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, “Look at me…I’m tall, and I’m straight, and I’m handsome. Look at you…you’re all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you.” And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, “Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest.” So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day.” —Tom Waits (via freecocaine)
Junk Dick from Amazon Originals "Supanatural"
Katreese Barnes
THIS IS THE BEST. EVER.
Guys, watch watch watch this pilot. This is only one small part of it’s wonderfulness
April 2013
4 posts
me huntin for the pussy
filler: Earlier this evening, I went to the bodega on the corner of my street.... →
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Earlier this evening, I went to the bodega on the corner of my street. Inside, a TV was playing coverage of the Boston marathon attack on a Latino news channel. I don’t have cable in my apartment, so I watched for a little. I took Spanish in middle school, high school, and college, but always had…
March 2013
5 posts
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