omfg Look who just pulled up damn
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
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Reblog this so eventually someone who knows this sick fuck will take the picture to his boss and get him fired and possibly in jail for intentionally endangering the health of Taco Bell patrons.
Get this fucker’s face all over the internet NOW.
The shells were part of training for a new product and scheduled to be thrown away after the employees were done with their practice. The photo was taken as part of an internal Taco Bell contest to show employees enjoying their first taste of the new line although this picture was not chosen by the store for submission and the employee later posted it to his facebook page.
Thanks to people like you who didn’t bother to check into what they were seeing and people who didn’t believe Taco Bells statement on the picture they decided that due to the massive influx of calls it was better to fire this person for what was a little bit of harmless goofing off during training. Congratulations, this kid’s out looking for a new job in a shitty market because people like you couldn’t do a damn google search.
okay here i made this
uh yes please
My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads. “Why don’t you have a straight job like everyone else?” they asked me the other day.
I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, “Look at me…I’m tall, and I’m straight, and I’m handsome. Look at you…you’re all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you.” And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, “Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest.” So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day. — Tom Waits (via freecocaine)
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TINY CRIME BOSS